Monday Sketchbook: Who's all that?

There's all sorts of jewelry and other accoutrements out on the market that, yeah, you could look pretty bad when you're all decked out. One of the strangest things I ever saw in the Mormon Bling category was in Provo, where a guy had a giant rodeo-style belt buckle that said, "I AM A CHILD OF GOD." It wasn't inspirational. It was scary.