Couldn’t decide which I liked better. What do you think? Have a safe and happy Halloween, and may you score more candy than rocks!  

From what I hear, if either the Democrats or the Republicans win, the world is coming to an end. Unless the independents win, then we're...

There are a lot of jokes that could stem from this one: "They look dead out there" or "Our team seems lifeless" or worse...

If this one makes you groan, just think — it was almost Igor and his Coat of Many Cadavers.  

See? The Old Testament is full of surprises!  

She can also put a hex on line cutters, or those who ignore flaggers.   

Can you imagine trying to build your own monster with Ikea instructions and that little L-shaped wrench tool?