Anybody want to buy a goat?

My dad was a teacher. When I was a kid, it was the highlight of my summer when I got to go into the teacher's lounge and see the inner workings of the school. They had a super cool vending machine that sold soft drinks in glass bottles. I must have been in third grade, and I thought that was the best thing ever.

Then in high school, my best friend's uncle stocked the vending machines in the school. If we happened to catch up with him at the right time, he would usually give us a couple of candy bars for free. That was the new best thing ever.

Now that Light the World has those awesome vending machines — excuse me, giving machines — I think those might be about the best thing ever. Even better than the soda machine in the teacher's lounge!