This post is a little different than most. Rather than a gag, today we have an illustration and a story.
I've been doing some illustrations for a family history. One story is about my niece. When she was little and just getting a handle on the whole potty training thing, she tried really hard to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Well, one night she passed right by the bathroom and went into the laundry room, opened up the door to the dryer and...took care of her business.
Flash forward to present day. My niece is now a model working in Salt Lake City. One of her recent jobs? Zombie!
Here she is in all her gory.
So if you find yourself driving down the freeway and see a giant billboard of a beautiful blonde zombie, there's no need to be afraid -- it's just my little niece who went potty in the dryer!