Monday, October 31, 2022

Sketchbook: Rock stars

Couldn’t decide which I liked better. What do you think?

Have a safe and happy Halloween, and may you score more candy than rocks!


Friday, October 28, 2022

We now return to our irregular programming

From what I hear, if either the Democrats or the Republicans win, the world is coming to an end. Unless the independents win, then we're in big trouble.

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Illegal use of hands

There are a lot of jokes that could stem from this one: "They look dead out there" or "Our team seems lifeless" or worse. The same could be said, however, of last week's BYU game. Let's just let that go. 

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Give this guy a hand

If this one makes you groan, just think — it was almost Igor and his Coat of Many Cadavers.

Monday, October 24, 2022

Friday, October 21, 2022

But there are always parts left over

Can you imagine trying to build your own monster with Ikea instructions and that little L-shaped wrench tool?

Thursday, October 20, 2022

Mealtime is a breeze!

I'm sure that even for zombies having the same thing every night could get tedious. Imagine the things you could do with Brain Helper!

Or, no. Maybe you should think of something a little less disgusting. 

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Scary movies

I'm not sure what he was expecting them watch. Most of the movies I saw as a missionary had to do with the First Vision. That and Meet the Mormons.*

*That was in a time before the re-emphasis on the proper name of the Church. 

Monday, October 17, 2022

Friday, October 14, 2022

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Can ye feel so now?

I guess that means he’s got to update his business cards, stationery and the website. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Each man in his time plays many parts

I was Moses one year for our YW/YM Halloween dance, complete with tablets and a staff. It was a great costume, but it sure was difficult to dance!

Friday, October 7, 2022

Old as the mountains

I don't know about you, but I'm thrilled about the 18 new temples that were announced in General Conference — especially the first one on the list. Busan, Korea, from my old mission! 

Thursday, October 6, 2022

For your own protection

I should have had one of these for my trig class in high school. Maybe that would have helped.

Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Child care

It's October, so that means it's time again for Halloween cartoons!

This is a reworking of one I did a long, long time ago, and I like this one much better.

And can I just point out the toy in the crib? Yes, it's a batmobile.

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

He walks, he talks, he calls you to repentance

The Old Testament Toy Kids are back! If there's not one already, someone really should start a line of these things. There's a mint to be made!