What?! A caption contest?!

Hey! It's been a few minutes since we've run a caption contest. After I drew this, I didn't think the caption I had was very good. But as long as I have the drawing, I might as well throw this out to the greater mind of you, brilliant reader!

Drop a caption suggestion in the comments, message or email me, tell me to my face — whatever works for you.

There's a prize for the winning suggestion, so enter early and often!
 

Extra fries, hold the onions

This guy's had to put up with a lot. I hope he gets better than minimum wage.
 

Hidden talents

Unfortunately, David didn't have a problem with that either!
 

To have and to have not

Sometimes we have experiences where you know a thing intellectually, but you don't really get it until you experience it first hand. For example, it's one thing to know that as a missionary you'll have someone by your side as a companion 24/7 for two years. But you don't really know what it's like until you experience it. Sometimes it just takes a while to process.
 

Sketchbook: Telemundo

We've been watching the World Cup games on Telemundo. For one thing, there are way fewer commercials. The announcers are way more enthusiastic. And I'm pretty sure I'm learning vocabulary they'd never teach on Duolingo!
 

One dad deserves another

What?! A dad joke for Father's Day?!

I'm sure he only ever got socks after that.

Does it seem like there's been a preponderance of pulpit jokes lately? There must be something in the air.
 

You've tried scrubbing it out

Considering some of the stuff they used to use for cleaning clothes, I might agree that dirty might be better!