The Missionary Handbook lays out rules, guidelines and expectations for missionaries. A lot of the rules are in place to help protect the missionaries from themselves — after all, most of the elders are from a demographic that's notorious for doing dumb things.
The lesson here? Don't steal sheep. Don't mess with missionaries. Especially if they have swords and slings!
As it says in Jacob, "O, be wise; what can I say more?"
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