It's worth a try

To be honest, most people were very patient with — and amused by — my French.*

On the other hand, Mme B (who served as a missionary in Paris, taught French at the MTC, and currently teaches at the high school level) has an accent that usually passes for Parisian. People wondered where we were from when she spoke, but when I opened my mouth, they knew I was American.

*There was an incident at the supermarket, but we'll get to that later!

The peasants are revolting

Why eat cake when there's pumpkin pie?

Savoir faire

A lot of other schools are already out for the summer; we're just getting started on finals!

Sketchbook: An enlisted man

Isn't that one of the main reasons to join the French Foreign Legion, to disappear?

Getting lost in translation

For me, getting any of my homework done was a miracle!

Fashion that fits

And what about Trig?

The future's so bright!