Sketchbook: One for the records

In the past, each unit in the Church was required to provide a history at the end of the year. With the introduction of the history portal, each organization should be making updates throughout the year. 

It occurred to me that in addition to providing a history with appropriate statistical reports, wouldn’t it be cool if each ward had a record book? It could have things like Longest Prayer, Most Off-Topic Question in Gospel Doctrine, Loudest Scream in Nursery and others. Maybe I’ll suggest that to the Powers That Be. 
 

Another point of view

Mark Twain may have called the Book of Mormon "...chloroform in print," but that's nothing compared to Moby Dick. 
 

A voice from the dust, hissing and scratching forth

My son just discovered the joys of vinyl. I was willing to give him some of my old albums until he referred to them as ancient records!