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The memorial service for my father-in-law is today. He wanted it to be a short one — he didn't take to long meetings. If things go according to plan, one of the musical numbers will be a singalong of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

Rest in peace, Cecil.

Who's on fourth?

See, 'cause Cinderella always had to clean up after her sisters, and the person who bats fourth is called cleanup, and, well, never mind.