Seltzer scholar

At least they found somebody who would say yes to accepting a calling!

And, yes, this is partly in response to last week's cartoon!

Why so serious?

My apprentices are off on summer vacation and are busy coming up with new ideas. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

That's irrational!

Happy Pi Day, or 3.14 as some may know it. It's a celebration for geeks and nerds throughout the world -- but the TRUE math geeks will tell you that we should hold off celebrating until June 28, because 2 pi is much more useful. Celebrate the day with pizza and a fruit pastry -- or a food fight!

Big shoes to fill

I wonder what kind of majors they offer in clown college?