Now that's just sick

Sorry, I've been sick today. Here's a rerun explaining how I feel.

 

In memory

Is it back to school where you are?
 

Sketchbook: What's up, boss?

I know the preferred term is "premortal life" (since we did exist before we came here), but it doesn't have the same sort of rhythm.
 

A warning voice

Always check your pockets before you do laundry. A lot of vegetables can fit into a little shirt pocket!

 

Learning wisdom in his youth

Great leaders get often show promise at an early age.
 

I see your true colors

From what I can tell, being in the bishop's chair will make your hair turn gray. What would be the opposite of that?
 

Speak their language

What do you think? Would it be easier to confess over text message? Considering that all electronic messages should be regarded as permanent, that would certainly be ponder. 

Maybe the old-fashioned way is better!