Let that light shine!

I want to see the eating act. Let those lights shine! 

 

Young Women, Young Men

One of these was based on a real-life experience. Care to guess which one?

There's no business like it

Our advisor put the kibosh on this back when I was a priest. I still think it would be a fun idea, although I'm sure lots of folks would find it offensive!

The gift of wagging of tongues

Our ward just held its talent show, and the acts ranged from cringe-worthy to really, really good. I had a table in the back where I showed off some of my cartoons; artists and photographers in the ward showed off some of their wares. We even had a table dedicated to the culinary arts. It got me to thinking about some of those talents that members have that may be a little difficult to put on display (and every ward I've ever been in has someone with this kind of talent!).

The hardest thing about doing a gag like this is coming up with a name. The name I used in the original sketch was a little too close to someone who may be in our ward (I ain't tellin'!). For safety's sake, I switched it to the name of my brother's mission president, who was nicknamed "The Hawk." It has nothing to do with either him or his wife, but it has a nice ring to it.