Dinner drolls

I'm just going to leave this right here. Have a good day, eh!

Balance to the Force

The Powers That Be (my family, mostly) have limited me to one of these alphabet gags per year, and that only during my self-proclaimed Geek Week.

Until next year!

Drumroll, please...

 Welcome once again to Geek Week, the days leading up to Pi Day (3.14). I guess technically we're not celebrating a full week, but — like pi itself — it's an approximation.

This is a week (or time frame, if you will) where the jokes are just a wee bit nerdier than usual, more often than not leaning toward the STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) end of the continuum.

And what better way to kick it off than with some of the infamous alphabet gags!*

*I apologize in advance

The alphabet strikes back

It's been about four years since the last of the alphabet gags. Maybe we should hope that it's another four before we see them again!

The return of the alphabet

 Every now and then somebody says, "Oh! I haven't seen such and such-type cartoon lately." Usually it's something like Good Heavens or Sister Kerry Jo. But just the other day, one of my faithful readers mentioned that he hadn't seen any alphabet gags for quite a while. So here are a couple more to add to the collection.

I'm sorry!

Hey! It's another Alphabet one!

I ran across a couple of these in an old notebook. I can't help it -- I like them!

By the letters...

I'm probably the only person who likes these alphabet things, but lame as they may be, I do enjoy them!

All things in their proper order

I had to wait until after elections to run the top one.

Mind your Qs

Sing the song. You'll figure it out. : )

The last one. For now.

No, it's not my last cartoon blog entry. But it is the end of those silly alphabet 'toons! And it couldn't happen soon enough!

The obnoxious alphabet

I seriously promise that I'm almost done with these!

More groaners

My wife said I'd alienate everyone if I keep running these. I just have a couple more left, and I promise I'll space them out. Please don't feel alienated!

Law of the letter

I told you they were corny, although I do like the Australia one!

Letter of the law

I found some of these alphabet jokes that I made a while back. They may be a little bit corny, but I like 'em!