It's cold out there every day

This is not the original caption for this cartoon, and my wife said that I can't tell you what it was (but she did tell Helen).

I was inspired to rewrite this by my oldest son, however, who in February came home from a mission in Montreal; he is now engaged to a lovely young lady from Tahiti.

BONUS MATERIAL: Elder Beckstrom in action in Montreal, snow diving out of his apartment balcony.