Carrot power

Personally, I like carrots. The word "carroty" just has a certain ring to it that something like "green beansy" does not.

The year in review: Runners-up

Today we look at the runners-up to the Top Ten — the ones that didn't quite make the cut to make it into the Top Ten.

No. 5
Some news you just can't keep quiet!

No. 4
Fatherhood and sports can be a powerful combination.

No. 3
There's no place like the friend zone!

No. 2
This was super popular for a couple of weeks at least!

No. 1
I guess technically this should be No. 11. And speaking of technicals...

Tomorrow: the first half of the Top Ten!

Tuesday doubleheader!

Today's cartoon comes not with just one, but TWO captions! First is the original, based on our own real-life adventures.

The original:

Events of this weekend, however, conspired to inspire a second, more topical caption. The modified version:

Time for a miracle!

I used to borrow my brother's clothes after he left for school, and hurry and put them back in his closet before he came home. I could never figure out how he knew I'd taken them, because I always put them back in the same spot.

And then I learned about deodorant!