When ye are in the service of your fellow teenager

Due to a series of unfortunate events, I'm running a week of reruns. 

I went to my senior prom with my leg in a cast. I didn't do a lot of dancing, but I had fun. My date, Linda, was kind and understanding. But I don't think she ever went out with me again!

Likening the Old Testament unto us

It might work to get a date, but it won't make you friends amongst the custodial staff. 
 

No prom, no problem!

As I was coloring this last night, we got a message from the district superintendent. It said that spring break would be extended starting Monday — three days early for the kids — and that all activities over spring break are canceled.

Mormon prom

At sixteen he could lead an army, but in our time he wouldn't be able to vote. 

Expiration date

We just finished prom season here, both Mormon prom and school prom. Even though both proms may look the same on paper, there's a world of difference between the two!

Oh ye that embark in service

I want to dance all night

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but around here we have a "Mormon Prom" that's either the week before or after the high school prom. Usually they try to ensure that everyone has a date, the go all out on decorations, and the whole environment is one of fun while still abiding by Church standards.

Having been a chaperone at both high school and church dances, I can tell you there's a HUGE difference in the atmosphere. And no one, to my knowledge, has been suspended for misbehaving at the Mormon Prom.